It's A Martini, Ladies!

Aaaaand we're back from our week off with good news and bad... the good? Emily's hand is healing! The bad? Marshall's dead tooth shattered on a piece of bacon. Help us, it's the last few minutes of Death Becomes Her over here!

But no matter, we shall soldier on. After brief coverage of the Potomac trailer and New Jersey's reunion finale from last week, we get to the important shit: Kathy Hilton's Beverly Hills Housewives! From the white noise fan to the night chips to the sleeping in to the martini prank, we are huuuge fans. We also discuss Sutton's uber-sensitivity and her white lady blinders. Then we ponder why (oh why) these women were so shocked by the sight of a grown ass woman chugging a martini. 

On RHONY Eboni is forced to deal with LuAnn and Ramona's white fragility, Leah's hit a sophomore slump, and Sonja is an artiste who likes dandy boys with pocket squares. We also talk about how all the current Housewives shows are dealing with the same issue: the new non-white cast members being forced to educate their co-stars. It's frustrating to watch, and hopefully these women start using their LISTENING EARS (insert picture of penis-hater Ramona plugging her ears).

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