Episodes
Saturday Apr 24, 2021
Born To Be A Housewife
Saturday Apr 24, 2021
Saturday Apr 24, 2021
Welcome to our 30th episode of Trash Box! Today we kick things off with Atlanta, and ask the important questions: Why does Kenya's 2-year-old daughter have her own phone? Why doesn't LaToya doesn't have a peach? Why the fuck is Drew playing her recording of Prophet Lott on a boom box? And is Shereé returning next season?
Then we switch over to Dallas, where we discuss the D’Andra/Mama Dee/step-mother drama. Emily goes so far as to track down the dead father’s memorial site and makes the shocking discovery that Mama Dee purposely left out the son and step-mother from the obituary, and claimed SHE was the dead father’s at-time-of-death-current-wife, rather than his ex. Wild, right? Sure, except… IT NEVER HAPPENED.
That’s right, from 33:50 to 40:32, we mistake D’Andra’s dead step-dad for her dead biological dad (Glen Simmons), and get totally riled up about the obit drama that DOES NOT EXIST. So feel free to skip that section (or just 'til 38:20, which is when we discuss the actual meeting between D’Andra/step-mom), OR listen to the whole thing cuz we're so sure we're correct and deeply passionate about our delusions.
Over on Jersey we rave about Jennifer Aydin, butt heads about Teresa's behaviour at the Turkish tea party, and yearn for a new Housewife that'll shake some shit up. Sorry, Melissa, you're just not cutting it anymore.
Next week we have a special guest -- Behind the Velvet Rope podcast host/Bravo guru David Yontef! We'll do our regular recap and also ask David everything about all the Housewives he's interviewed. Don't miss it!
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Saturday Apr 17, 2021
The Psychic & Delilah In A Bed Of Salsa
Saturday Apr 17, 2021
Saturday Apr 17, 2021
Welcome to another week of Housewives fuckery! We open this ep with our thoughts on the Beverly Hills trailer. Obviously we're pro-Sutton/anti-Erica. This is the only correct opinion.
In our regular recaps we open with New Jersey, where a psychic medium has a producer in her ear and Jennifer deals with generational trauma. Then we head to Dallas where it's more organized fun (blegh) and Kary "pranks" the girls by pouring salsa onto the bed. We also discuss the recent Vulture article about Bravo and racism. And then our favourite Pixar shorts, for some reason. Then it's over to Atlanta where Drew accuses Toya (give this woman a peach!) of infecting an innocent prophet with her Delilah spirit! Speaking of fun sluts, we finish this ep by discussing Grindr in Marshall's native New Zealand. Use pics, boys!
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Saturday Apr 10, 2021
Fake Ass Bigfoots
Saturday Apr 10, 2021
Saturday Apr 10, 2021
And we're back! Please note that, from now on, new eps will be released late late Friday nights/early Saturday mornings Toronto-time (EST?). Cuz our schedules have changed. Anywho! Here we go!
We dive right into it this week. First up is a very special New Jersey, which briefly morphed into Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf starring Melissa and Joe Gorga. Except none of these characters are professors and nobody's getting nominated for any acting awards. On Atlanta it's Marlo vs. Common Sense, Kenya vs. Porsha, and Production vs. Hurricane Zeta. Then on Dallas we continue to trash Brandi. And now Kary's on our shit list too, cuz she was rude to the Bigfoot guy. Don't be rude to the Bigfoot guy!
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Friday Apr 02, 2021
Sometimes Babies Make Mistakes (w/ Emily's Boyfriend)
Friday Apr 02, 2021
Friday Apr 02, 2021
JEN SHAH ARRESTED FOR FRAUD. Obviously we cover this dramatic breaking news that had us doing Pikachu meme face at our phones. But first, we must discuss Emily going viral on TikTok, and how her sudden brush with fame has immediately gone to her head. But then we tackle Jen, who is most definitely screwed. Lisa does not love that.
After that we cover Atlanta (room drama!), then Dallas (text drama!), and then... a special surprise. Marshall effed up and watched the wrong New Jersey episode this week. And Emily can hardly remember what happened. So who heroically swings in to lead the discussion? Eli, Emily's long suffering live-in boyfriend. He has notes, people! And an inability to sit still in his chair; the final third of this podcast ep has so many audio thumps, squeaks, and creaks you'd think it was that part in Titanic right before the ship splits in two. In other words? Pure chaos. The odd explosion. Enjoy!
Tomorrow we'll be back with our Dallas and Jersey coverage.
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