Episodes
Saturday Jan 30, 2021
The Bullshit Artist
Saturday Jan 30, 2021
Saturday Jan 30, 2021
Aaaand we're back! A day late and many dollars and brain cells short. On this week's episode, an exhausted Emily and sun-kissed Marshall discuss the latest offerings out of Salt Lake, Atlanta, and Dallas.
On SLC, the ladies take Vegas. And by "take Vegas" we mean they get raged at by Jen Shah and meet an immediately iconic hypnotist named Kimberly Friedmutter. Kimberly skips the hypnotism and instead opts for calling Jen on all her bullshit! A star is born. On Atlanta, bullshit artist Kenya and new girl LaToya join forces and vow to create chaos and do evils. Hmmm, how many episodes 'til the threesome? Finally, Dallas takes a tumble with the first meh episode of the season. On the plus side, in a Danielle Staub-style twist, we did learn D'Andra was engaged thirteen times. Mazel?
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Friday Jan 22, 2021
Plane Full Of Mice
Friday Jan 22, 2021
Friday Jan 22, 2021
Marshall and Emily meld their minds once again (a la the two-headed monster that is Meredith/Lisa) to bring you a brand new episode of Trash Box! This week it's our usual fare: Dallas, then Salt Lake, then Atlanta.
On Dallas, Kam reminds us who she is (a stupid idiot), and our two-episode-long Kam-standom screeches to a halt. Meanwhile, Marshall can't stop ogling the topless bartenders (and...Travis Hollman?), Brandi gets points for prop comedy, and Kary, 50, gets violently hosed down by champagne. On Salt Lake City, it's more of Jen's anger issues, Mary's Grey Gardens confessionals, and Heather being awesome. And yay, Las Vegas! Finally, it's a meh episode of Atlanta that exists only to sets up what we've all been waiting for: the cast trip! Get your PPE ready, y'all, we're having a threesome in Charleston!
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Friday Jan 15, 2021
Cheesecake, Chicken Feet, & I Will Drown You, Bitch!
Friday Jan 15, 2021
Friday Jan 15, 2021
Ahhhh. Velcome back. Vee are indeeeed living in zee golden age of television. This week we start by watching the New Jersey trailer. Together. During the podcast recording. It's a mess, and the only real takeaway is that Dolores Catania is a Trump supporter and we're in for a wild season.
Then it's time to check in with our lovely Georgia peaches on Atlanta. Kenya's concocted the weirdest surprise cover-up story ever and convinced Cynthia that she's meeting President Elect Joe Biden. Meanwhile, Todd is absolutely flummoxed by cheesecake. We head further south (errr, then West) to Dallas, where Kam continues to serve up weekly comedy gold, Tiffany serves up chicken feet, and Kary serves up annoying. Finally, Salt Lake City: Meredith and Lisa can hardly see the other women on their high, high horses. Mary can't leave her house cuz all her doors have been blocked by clothes. And Jen's anger issues are getting even more disturbing. And more entertaining. I WILL DROWN YOU, BITCH!!
xoxo Trash Box Girl
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Friday Jan 08, 2021
Area 51 Makes GloFish, Jen Makes A Scene
Friday Jan 08, 2021
Friday Jan 08, 2021
Hello, hello, hello! Trash Box is proud to present 51 minutes of fluff you can use to briefly escape from the sick, sad world. Sigh. In this ep we discuss the latest Salt Lake and Atlanta. If you're looking for the Dallas premiere, check out Episode 11.
First up is Salt Lake City, and this shit’s an instant classic, all thanks to a shit-stirring/shit-faced Whitney. Congratulations, Mrs. Rose, we didn't know you had it in you! Meanwhile, Mary's not invited, Meredith's not engaging, and Jen is, errrr, not well. Then over to Atlanta, where Kenya puppeteers some plotlines, Kandi reminds us why we love her, and Porsha returns to the fold. The less said about Drew's shithead husband the better. Run, Drew, run!
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Monday Jan 04, 2021
Here's Your One Chance, Fanci, Don't Let Me Down
Monday Jan 04, 2021
Monday Jan 04, 2021
Ahhh, the first Trash Box of 2021. Our only resolution was to get all caught up on Potomac Reunion Part III, Dallas’ premiere, and the latest Salt Lake City. And guess what? We did it. Back to sleep for the rest of the year!
First up is Dallas, which was a lot more entertaining than we thought it'd be. Mainly thanks to Kameron Westcott (whose comedy stylings finally put the "are women funny?" debate to bed once and for all) and newcomer Dr. Tiffany Moon (who addresses the racist ginger elephant in the room). By the time we get to Salt Lake City, Emily is inexplicably wine-drunk. But that doesn't stop her from leading a very serious discussion on addiction, marriage, and music copyright law. Finally, it's a farewell to Potomac, Monique, T'Challa, and a neeearly perfect fifth season (binder went MIA). Even diehard Gizelle stan Marshall Lorenzo is forced to admit the word on the street: she totally bombed the reunion. Two private bodyguards in one single season? Hey, ya gotta admire her dramantics (not a typo).
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