Episodes
Thursday Nov 26, 2020
I’ll Marry My Grandfather, and I Don’t Need the Money! (w/ Tom Hearn)
Thursday Nov 26, 2020
Thursday Nov 26, 2020
This week features Trash Box's very first guest: our favourite ex-Pentecostal New Brunswicker, Tom Hearn! Comedian, writer, producer, and least importantly, friend. Tommy has a case of the 'PINIONS. And even though we may not support all his views (Erika Jayne as one of his top housewives?!), all three of us agree that Salt Lake City is shaping up to be an iconic franny™. But disturbing questions loom: is Whitney really a Trump supporter? Why do straight people insist on throwing parties at venues with secret entrances ("You want a surprise, go to a gay bar, and knock on the toilet door!")? Who exactly is Leticia, and why does Brooks think it’s her job to clean up the blender mess?
Then we head over to Potomac, where Emily rages out over the greyness of the Candiace/Monique fight and Marshall remains eerily fixated on Karen’s vibrating masturbation pillows. But it's the preview for next week's wig launch showdown that has us doing slut-for-drama chef's kisses.
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Friday Nov 20, 2020
Gods & Church Monsters
Friday Nov 20, 2020
Friday Nov 20, 2020
What hath we mere mortals done to deserve Salt Lake City and Potomac airing at the same time? Thank you, Mormon Jesus. On this week’s episode, Marshall hath been blessed with a brand new microphone. He immediately uses his new gift to spread blasphemous tea re: Emily’s former favourite Salt Lake housewife, Whitney. Despite the ex-communicated maybe-swinger’s unfortunate political leanings (sigh), we remain firmly anti-Lisa. After all, evil is evil. Over on Potomacers Take Portugal, our beloved ladies toboggan into traffic, play pranks on the new girl, and plot to assassinate one of their own in a court of law. To quote the Bible, “I haaave the most beautiful tan clitoris.”
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Friday Nov 13, 2020
It's Salty, It's Lakey, It's City
Friday Nov 13, 2020
Friday Nov 13, 2020
In our debut Trash Box episode (YES MARSHALL WAS RECORDED IN A METAL BOX FOR HIS FIRST EP - WE FIX THAT), we celebrate the Salt Lake City premiere and dive into the hospital smell saga, Mormonism, and wiry, grandpa-marrying MadTV character, Pastor Mary Cosby. Then we head on over to Potomac in Portugal! It's Gizelle vs. Karen, trams vs. gondolas, and Wendy vs. the uneducated masses. So press play and be sure to hold onto your asses (cuz you know Michael Darby is jonesin' for a tushy grab)!